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How to Embarrass Yourself In an Italian Restaurant

Getting lost in translation, but finding unforgettable flavor — a food adventure story

Jessica Simpson
5 min readMay 5, 2022

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A closeup of a table, laid out for dinner. Table has a flower arrangement, and is on an outdoor patio.
Photo by Tamara Malaniy on Unsplash

I’m headed to jail.

That was the thought in my head. We’d lingered for hours in that restaurant, enjoying an extravagant dinner, but now we had no way to pay for…

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